1 2305: 31 Jul 90 John Robson [ko: Shelljokes] (Message # 1: 2305 bytes) Date: Tue, 31 Jul 90 16:43:31 BST From: John Robson To: denis@gec-rl-hrc Subject: [ko: Shelljokes] arp arp arp ----- Forwarded message # 1: Received: from welly by hirst4.gec-rl-hrc.co.uk id aa09661; 31 Jul 90 16:37 BST Received: from ukc.ac.uk by welly.gec-rl-hrc.co.uk id aa09488; 31 Jul 90 16:33 BST Received: from cs.qmw.ac.uk by kestrel.Ukc.AC.UK via Janet (UKC CAMEL FTP) id aa01740; 31 Jul 90 16:27 BST Received: from sequent by csvax.cs.qmw.ac.uk id ac28313; 31 Jul 90 13:25 GMT Received: from maths.qmw.ac.uk by sequent.qmw-cs.uucp id aa03100; 31 Jul 90 14:16 BST Received: from qmw-cs by qmwms.maths.qmw.ac.uk; Tue, 31 Jul 90 13:45:39 BST Received: from csvax by sequent.cs.qmw.ac.uk id aa00481; 31 Jul 90 13:20 BST Received: from ukc.ac.uk by csvax.cs.qmw.ac.uk id aa27892; 31 Jul 90 12:26 GMT Received: from root.co.uk by kestrel.Ukc.AC.UK with UUCP id aa19548; 31 Jul 90 13:07 BST From: ko@uucp.independent Received: from inp1.independent.uucp by smiley.independent.uucp; Tue, 31 Jul 90 12:15:15 BST Received: by inp1.independent.uucp (3.2/Think-1.0C_Ind1.2) id AA01570; Tue, 31 Jul 90 12:15:12 BST Date: Tue, 31 Jul 90 12:15:12 BST Message-Id: <9007311115.AA01570@inp1.independent.uucp> To: oug@uk.ac.qmw.maths Subject: Shelljokes Original-Sender: oug-request@uk.ac.qmw.maths Sender: oug-request%uk.ac.qmw.maths@uk.ac.qmw.cs Some of you have probably seen these already, but what the hell--. % indicates csh, $ is Bourne. % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink matter matter: cannot create ----- End of forwarded messages