From zb@doc.ic.ac.uk Fri Sep 11 17:12:11 1992 From: Zacharias Bobolakis Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 17:13:54 BST To: dbh@doc.ic.ac.uk >From yac@doc.ic.ac.uk Mon May 11 17:14:08 1992 From: Yannis Cosmadopoulos Date: Mon, 11 May 92 17:17:04 BST To: kd@doc.ic.ac.uk, ks@doc.ic.ac.uk, zb@doc.ic.ac.uk Subject: Re: different religions Forwarding: Mail from 'Damian Chu ' dated: Mon, 11 May 92 12:58:54 BST ---------- Begin Forwarded Message ---------- Message 14: >From dac@doc.ic.ac.uk Mon May 11 12:57:54 1992 From: Damian Chu Date: Mon, 11 May 92 12:58:54 BST To: junk@doc.ic.ac.uk Subject: different religions From: Ahn-Eugene@CS.Yale.Edu (Stencil) Subject: Losing my religion Sender: news@cs.yale.edu (Usenet News) Someone just gave me this list about different religions: I wish I wrote this. Taoism Shit happens Confucianism Confucius says, "Shit happens" Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit Zen What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else Catholicism If shit happens, you deserved it Judaism Why does shit always happen to us? Rastafarism Let's smoke some shit ----------- End Forwarded Message -----------