From zb@doc.ic.ac.uk Mon Sep 13 12:11:20 1993 From: Zacharias Bobolakis Date: Mon, 13 Sep 93 12:09:33 BST To: dbh@doc.ic.ac.uk Forwarding: Mail from 'Dimitris Parapadakis ' dated: Sat, 11 Sep 1993 13:55:29 +0100 ---------- Begin Forwarded Message ---------- Message 16: >From parapadd@wmin.ac.uk Sat Sep 11 13:54:52 1993 From: Dimitris Parapadakis Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1993 13:55:29 +0100 To: zb@doc.ic.ac.uk >From pcl!doc.ic.ac.uk!agate!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!uunet!news2.uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request Sat Sep 11 13:45:23 1993 Xref: pcl rec.humor.funny:3565 Path: pcl!doc.ic.ac.uk!agate!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!uunet!news2.uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Fri, 10 Sep 93 19:30:03 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jgallant@world.std.com (John Gallant) Subject: I drink alone Keywords: chuckle Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 20 This was shared with me by a colleague at work. Origin: unknown. A man goes into a bar and orders three martinis simultaneously. The bartender is curious and asks why. The man says: "I used to go out for a drink each evening with my brother and sister who have since moved away. This makes me feel closer to them." The man comes into the bar several nights in a row and does the same thing. However, one night he comes in and only orders two drinks. The bartender is concerned. "Gee," he says, "it's none of my business but I hope nothing happened to your brother or sister." "Oh, no," the guy replies, "I quit drinking." -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann with Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. If you see a problem with an RHF posting, reply to the poster please, not to me. Ask the poster to forward comments back to me if this is necessary. ----------- End Forwarded Message -----------