.SH C Project Reporting .PP In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Group Leader, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks." .PP And the Group Leader spake unto his Division Manager, saying, "It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odour thereof." Now, the Division Manager spake unto his Laboratory Manager, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide before it." And it came to pass that the Laboratory Manager spake unto the Assistant Technical Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength." .PP And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and it is very strong." And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto the Chairman, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the growth of the Laboratories." .PP And the Chairman looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!