From ksdavis@silver.ucs.indiana.edu Fri Feb 19 13:34:17 1993 Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 15:51:28 -0500 From: "Karleen S. Davis" To: dbh@doc.ic.ac.uk Subject: Jed's List of Situation Puzzles "A man lies dead in a room with fifty-three bicycles in front of him. What happened?" This is a list of what I refer to (for lack of a better name) as situation puzzles. In the game of situation puzzles, a situation like the one above is presented to a group of players, who must then try to find out more about the situation by asking further questions. The person who initially presented the situation can only answer "yes" or "no" to questions (or occasionally "irrelevant" or "doesn't matter"). My list has been divided into two sections. Section 1 consists of situation puzzles which are set in a realistic world; the situations could all actually occur. Section 2 consists of puzzles which involve double meanings for one or more words and those which could not possibly take place in reality as we know it, plus a few miscellaneous others. See the end of the list for more notes and comments. Section 1: "Realistic" situation puzzles. 1.1. In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. (SJ) 1.2. A man is lying dead in a room. There is a large pile of gold and jewels on the floor, a chandelier attached to the ceiling, and a large open window. (DVS; partial JM wording) 1.3. A woman came home with a bag of groceries, got the mail, and walked into the house. On the way to the kitchen, she went through the living room and looked at her husband, who had blown his brains out. She then continued to the kitchen, put away the groceries, and made dinner. (partial JM wording) 1.4. A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. (MI, from _Hill Street Blues_) 1.5. A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. However, if there is nobody else in the elevator and it hasn't rained, he goes to the 10th floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his room. (MH) 1.6. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. Though it's a cut-and-dried case, this woman cannot be punished." (This is different from #1.43.) (MH) 1.7. A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. (DVS) 1.8. A man is returning from Switzerland by train. If he had been in a non-smoking car he would have died. (DVS; MC wording) 1.9. A man goes into a restaurant, orders abalone, eats one bite, and kills himself. (TM and JM wording) 1.10. A man is found hanging in a locked room with a puddle of water under his feet. (This is different from #1.11.) 1.11. A man is dead in a puddle of blood and water on the floor of a locked room. (This is different from #1.10.) 1.12. A man is lying, dead, face down in the desert wearing a backpack. (This is different from #1.13, #2.11, and #2.12.) 1.13. A man is lying face down, dead, in the desert, with a match near his outstretched hand. (This is different from #1.12, #2.11, and #2.12.) (JH; partial JM wording) 1.14. A man is driving his car. He turns on the radio, listens for five minutes, turns around, goes home, and shoots his wife. (This is different >from #1.15.) 1.15. A man driving his car turns on the radio. He then pulls over to the side of the road and shoots himself. (This is different from #1.14.) 1.16. Music stops and a woman dies. (DVS) 1.17. A man is dead in a room with a small pile of pieces of wood and sawdust in one corner. (from "Coroner's Inquest," by Marc Connelly) 1.18. A flash of light, a man dies. (ST original) 1.19. A rope breaks. A bell rings. A man dies. (KH) 1.20. A woman buys a new pair of shoes, goes to work, and dies. (DM) 1.21. A man is riding a subway. He meets a one-armed man, who pulls out a gun and shoots him. (SJ) 1.22. Two women are talking. One goes into the bathroom, comes out five minutes later, and kills the other. 1.23. A man is sitting in bed. He makes a phone call, saying nothing, and then goes to sleep. (SJ) 1.24. A man kills his wife, then goes inside his house and kills himself. (DH original, from "Nightmare in Yellow," by Fredric Brown) 1.25. Abel walks out of the ocean. Cain asks him who he is, and Abel answers. Cain kills Abel. (MWD original) 1.26. Two men enter a bar. They both order identical drinks. One lives; the other dies. (CR; partial JM wording) 1.27. Joe leaves his house, wearing a mask and carrying an empty sack. An hour later he returns. The sack is now full. He goes into a room and turns out the lights. (AL) 1.28. A man takes a two-week cruise to Mexico from the U.S. Shortly after he gets back, he takes a three-day cruise which doesn't stop at any other ports. He stays in his cabin all the time on both cruises. As a result, he makes $250,000. (MI, from "The Wager") 1.29. Hans and Fritz are German spies during World War II. They try to enter America, posing as returning tourists. Hans is immediately arrested. (JM) 1.30. Tim and Greg were talking. Tim said "The terror of flight." Greg said "The gloom of the grave." Greg was arrested. (KH, from "No Refuge Could Save," by Isaac Asimov) 1.31. A man is found dead in his parked car. Tire tracks lead up to the car and away. (SD) 1.32. A man dies in his own home. (ME original) 1.33. A woman in Paris in 1895 is waiting for her husband to come home. When he arrives, the house has burned to the ground and she's dead. (JM) 1.34. A man gets onto an elevator. When the elevator stops, he knows his wife is dead. (LA; partial KH wording) 1.35. Three men die. On the pavement are pieces of ice and broken glass. (JJ) 1.36. She lost her job when she invited them to dinner. (DS original) 1.37. A man is running along a corridor with a piece of paper in his hand. The lights flicker and the man drops to his knees and cries out, "Oh no!" (MP) 1.38. A car without a driver moves; a man dies. (EMS) 1.39. As I drive to work on my motorcycle, there is one corner which I go around at a certain speed whether it's rainy or sunny. If it's cloudy but not raining, however, I usually go faster. (SW original) 1.40. A woman throws something out a window and dies. (JM) 1.41. An avid birdwatcher sees an unexpected bird. Soon he's dead. (RSB original) 1.42. There are a carrot, a pile of pebbles, and a pipe lying together in the middle of a field. (PRO; partial JM wording) 1.43. Two brothers are involved in a murder. Though it's clear that one of them actually committed the crime, neither can be punished. (This is different from #1.6.) (from "Unreasonable Doubt," by Stanley Ellin) 1.44. An ordinary American citizen, with no passport, visits over thirty foreign countries in one day. He is welcomed in each country, and leaves each one of his own accord. (PRO) 1.45. If he'd turned on the light, he'd have lived. (JM) 1.46. A man is found dead on the floor in the living room. (ME original) 1.47. A man is found dead outside a large building with a hole in him. (JM, modified from PRO) 1.48. A man is found dead in an alley lying in a red pool with two sticks crossed near his head. (PRO) 1.49. A man lies dead next to a feather. (PRO) 1.50. There is blood on the ceiling of my bedroom. (MI original) 1.51. A man wakes up one night to get some water. He turns off the light and goes back to bed. The next morning he looks out the window, screams, and kills himself. (CR; KK wording) 1.52. She grabbed his ring, pulled on it, and dropped it. (JM, from _Math for Girls_) 1.53. A man sitting on a park bench reads a newspaper article headlined "Death at Sea" and knows a murder has been committed. ________________________________________________________________________ Section 2: Double meanings, fictional settings, and miscellaneous others. 2.1. A man shoots himself, and dies. (HL) (This is different from #2.2.) 2.2. A man walks into a room, shoots, and kills himself. (HL) (This is different from #2.1.) 2.3. Adults are holding children, waiting their turn. The children are handed (one at a time, usually) to a man, who holds them while a woman shoots them. If the child is crying, the man tries to stop the crying before the child is shot. (ML) 2.4. Hiking in the mountains, you walk past a large field and camp a few miles farther on, at a stream. It snows in the night, and the next day you find a cabin in the field with two dead bodies inside. (KL; KD and partial JM wording) 2.5. A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy. 2.6. A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life. (MN) 2.7. Joe wants to go home, but he can't go home because the man in the mask is waiting for him. (AL wording) 2.8. A man is doing his job when his suit tears. Fifteen minutes later, he's dead. (RM) 2.9. A dead man lies near a pile of bricks and a beetle on top of a book. (MN) 2.10. At the bottom of the sea there lies a ship worth millons of dollars that will never be recovered. (TF original) 2.11. A man is found dead in the arctic with a pack on his back. (This is different from #1.12, #1.13, and #2.12.) (PRO) 2.12. There is a dead man lying in the desert next to a rock. (This is different from #1.12, #1.13, and #2.11.) (GH) 2.13. As a man jumps out of a window, he hears the telephone ring and regrets having jumped. (from "Some Days are Like That," by Bruce J. Balfour; partial JM wording) 2.14. Two people are playing cards. One looks around and realizes he's going to die. (JM original) 2.15. A man lies dead in a room with fifty-three bicycles in front of him. 2.16. A horse jumps over a tower and lands on a man, who disappears. (ES original) 2.17. A train pulls into a station, but none of the waiting passengers move. (MN) 2.18. A man pushes a car up to a hotel and tells the owner he's bankrupt. (DVS; partial AL and JM wording) 2.19. Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. (CC) 2.20. A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. (AL and RM wording) 2.21. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice all live in the same house. Bob and Carol go out to a movie, and when they return, Alice is lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and glass. It is obvious that Ted killed her but Ted is not prosecuted or severely punished. 2.22. A man rides into town on Friday. He stays one night and leaves on Friday. (KK) 2.23. Bruce wins the race, but he gets no trophy. (EMS) 2.24. A woman opens an envelope and dyes. (AL) 2.25. A man was brought before a tribal chief, who asked him a question. If he had known the answer, he probably would have died. He didn't, and lived. (MWD original) 2.26. Two men are found dead outside of an igloo. (SK original) __________________________________________________________________________ Attributions key: When I know who first told me the current version of a puzzle, I've put initials in parentheses after the puzzle statement; this is the key to those acknowledgments. The word "original" following an attribution means that, to the best of my knowledge, the cited person invented that puzzle. If a given puzzle isn't marked "original" but is attributed, that just means that's the first person I heard it from. I would appreciate it if attributions for originals were not removed; however, this list is hereby entered into the public domain, so do with it what you wish. LA == Laura Almasy RSB == Ranjit S. Bhatnagar CC == Chris Cole MC == Matt Crawford MWD == Matthew William Daly KD == Ken Duisenberg SD == Sylvia Dutcher ME == Marguerite Eisenstein TF == Thomas Freeman JH == Joaquin Hartman MH == Marcy Hartman KH == Karl Heuer GH == Geoff Hopcraft DH == David Huddleston MI == Mark Isaak SJ == Steve Jacquot JJ == J|rgen Jensen KK == Karen Karp SK == Shelby Kilmer KL == Ken Largman AL == Andy Latto HL == Howard Lazoff ML == Merlyn LeRoy RM == "Reaper Man" (real name unknown) TM == Ted McCabe JM == Jim Moskowitz DM == Damian Mulvena MN == Jan Mark Noworolski PRO == Peter R. Olpe (from his list) MP == Martin Pitwood CR == Charles Renert EMS == Ellen M. Sentovich (from her list) ES == Eric Stephan DS == Diana Stiefbold ST == Simon Travaglia DVS == David Van Stone SW == Steve Wilson (not sure of name) Special thanks to Jim Moskowitz, Karl Heuer, and Mark Brader, for a lot of discussion of small but important details and wording. ________________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Answers to Jed's List of Situation Puzzles Section 1: "Realistic" situation puzzles. 1.1. A bunch of people are on an ocean voyage in a yacht. One afternoon, they all decide to go swimming, so they put on swimsuits and dive off the side into the water. Unfortunately, they forget to set up a ladder on the side of the boat, so there's no way for them to climb back in, and they drown. 1.1a. Variant answer: The same situation, except that they set out a ladder which is just barely long enough. When they all dive into the water, the boat, without their weight, rises in the water until the ladder is just barely out of reach. (also from Steve Jacquot) 1.2. The room is the ballroom of an ocean liner which sank some time ago. The man ran out of air while diving in the wreck. 1.2a. Variant which puts this in section 2: same statement, ending with "a large window through which rays are coming." Answer: the rays are manta rays (this version tends to make people assume vampires are involved, unless they notice the awkwardness of the phrase involving rays). 1.3. The husband killed himself a while ago; it's his ashes in an urn on the mantelpiece that the wife looks at. It's debatable whether this belongs in section 2 for double meanings. 1.4. A poor peasant from somewhere in Europe wants desperately to get to the U.S. Not having money for airfare, he stows away in the landing gear compartment of a jet. He dies of hypothermia in mid-flight, and falls out when the landing gear compartment opens as the plane makes its final approach. 1.4a. Variant: A man is lying drowned in a dead forest. Answer: He's scuba diving when a firefighting plane lands nearby and fills its tanks with water, sucking him in with the water. He runs out of air while the plane is in flight; the plane then dumps its load of water, with him in it, onto a burning forest. (from Jim Moskowitz) 1.5. The man is a midget. He can't reach the upper elevator buttons, but he can ask people to push them for him. He can also push them with his umbrella. I've usually heard this stated with more details: "Every morning he wakes up, gets dressed, eats, goes to the elevator..." Ron Carter suggests a nice red herring: the man lives on the 13th floor of the building. 1.6. The sisters are Siamese twins. 1.7. The man has hiccups; the bartender scares them away by pulling a gun. 1.8. The man used to be blind; he's now returning from an eye operation which restored his sight. He's spent all his money on the operation, so when the train (which has no internal lighting) goes through a tunnel he at first thinks he's gone blind again and almost decides to kill himself. Fortunately, the light of the cigarettes people are smoking convinces him that he can still see. 1.8a. Variant: A man dies on a train he does not ordinarily catch. Answer: The man (a successful artist) has had an accident in which he injured his eyes. His head is bandaged and he has been warned not to remove the bandages under any circumstances lest the condition be irreversibly aggravated. He catches the train home from the hospital and cannot resist peeking. Seeing nothing at all (the same train-in-tunnel situation as above obtains, but without the glowing cigarettes this time), he assumes he is blinded and kills himself in grief. I like this version a lot, except that it makes much less sense that he'd be traveling alone. (from Bernd Wechner) 1.9. The man was in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. When there was no food left, another passenger brought what he said was abalone but was really part of the man's wife (who had died in the wreck). The man suspects something fishy, so when they finally return to civilization, he orders abalone, realizes that what he ate before was his wife, and kills himself. 1.9a. Variant: same problem statement but with albatross instead of abalone. Answer: In this version, the man was in a lifeboat, with his wife, who died. He hallucinated an albatross landing in the boat which he caught and killed and ate; he thought that his wife had been washed overboard. When he actually eats albatross, he discovers that he had actually eaten his wife. 1.9b. Variant answer to 1.9a, with a slightly different problem statement: the man already knew that he had been eating human flesh. He asks the waiter in the restaurant what kind of soup is available, and the waiter responds, "Albatross soup." Thinking that "albatross soup" means "human soup," and sickened by the thought of such a society (place in a foreign country if necessary), he kills himself. (from Mike Neergaard) 1.10. He stood on a block of ice to hang himself. The fact that there's no furniture in the room can be added to the statement, but if it's mentioned in conjunction with the puddle of water the answer tends to be guessed more easily. 1.11. He stabbed himself with an icicle. 1.12. He jumped out of an airplane, but his parachute failed to open. Minor variant wording (from Joe Kincaid): he's on a mountain trail instead of in a desert. 1.12a. Silly variant: same problem statement, with the addition that one of the man's shoelaces is untied. Answer: He pulled his shoelace instead of the ripcord. 1.12b. Variant answer: The man was let loose in the desert with a pack full of poisoned food. He knows it's poisoned, and doesn't eat it -- he dies of hunger. (from Mike Neergaard) 1.13. He was with several others in a hot air balloon crossing the desert. The balloon was punctured and they began to lose altitude. They tossed all their non-essentials overboard, then their clothing and food, but were still going to crash in the middle of the desert. Finally, they drew matches to see who would jump over the side and save the others; this man lost. Minor variant wording: add that the man is nude. 1.14. The radio program is one of the call-up-somebody-and-ask-them-a- question contest shows; the announcer gives the phone number of the man's bedroom phone as the number he's calling, and a male voice answers. It's been suggested that such shows don't usually give the phone number being called; so instead the wife's name could be given as who's being called, and there could be appropriate background sounds when the other man answers the phone. 1.15. He worked as a DJ at a radio station. He decided to kill his wife, and so he put on a long record and quickly drove home and killed her, figuring he had a perfect alibi: he'd been at work. On the way back he turns on his show, only to discover that the record is skipping. 1.15a. Variant: The music stops and the man dies. Answer: The same, except it's a tape breaking instead of a record skipping. (from Michael Killianey) (See also #1.16 and #1.19e.) 1.16. The woman is a tightrope walker in a circus. Her act consists of walking the rope blindfolded, accompanied by music, without a net. The musician (organist, or calliopist, or pianist, or whatever) is supposed to stop playing when she reaches the end of the rope, telling her that it's safe to step off onto the platform. For unknown reasons (but with murderous intent), he stops the music early, and she steps off the rope to her death. 1.16a. Variant answer: The woman is a character in an opera, who "dies" at the end of her song. 1.16b. Variant answer: The "woman" is the dancing figure atop a music box, who "dies" when the box runs down. (Both of the above variants would probably require placing this puzzle in section 2 of the list.) 1.16c. Variant: Charlie died when the music stopped. Answer: Charlie was an insect sitting on a chair; the music playing was for the game Musical Chairs. (from Bob Philhower) (See also #1.15a and #1.19e.) 1.17. The man is a blind midget, the shortest one in the circus. Another midget, jealous because he's not as short, has been sawing small pieces off of the first one's cane every night, so that every day he thinks he's taller. Since his only income is from being a circus midget, he decides to kill himself when he gets too tall. 1.17a. Slightly variant answer: Instead of sawing pieces off of the midget's cane, someone has sawed the legs off of his bed. He wakes up, stands up, and thinks he's grown during the night. 1.17b. Variant: A pile of sawdust, no net, a man dies. Answer: A midget is jealous of the clown who walks on stilts. He saws partway through the stilts; the clown walks along and falls and dies when they break. (from Peter R. Olpe) 1.17c. Rough sketch of variant: There were a mirror and a bottle on the table, and sawdust on the floor. He came in and dropped dead. Answer: He was a midget, but he wasn't aware of it, because the table used to be too high for him to see his reflection in the mirror, until someone shortened its legs. He was horrified by the discovery, and the shock killed him. (vaguely remembered by Ivan A Derzhanski, who adds that this would be best used as raw material for some elaboration. I agree; it's pretty implausible as is) 1.18. The man is a lion-tamer, posing for a photo with his lions. The lions react badly to the flash of the camera, and the man can't see properly, so he gets mauled. 1.18a. Variant: He couldn't find a chair, so he died. Answer: He was a lion-tamer. This one is kind of silly, but I like it, and it sounds possible to me (though I'm told a whip is more important than a chair to a lion-tamer). (from "Reaper Man," with Karl Heuer wording) 1.19. A blind man enjoys walking near a cliff, and uses the sound of a buoy to gauge his distance from the edge. One day the buoy's anchor rope breaks, allowing the buoy to drift away from the shore, and the man walks over the edge of the cliff. 1.19a. Variant: A bell rings. A man dies. A bell rings. Answer: A blind swimmer sets an alarm clock to tell him when and what direction to go to shore. The first bell is a buoy, which he mistakenly swims to, getting tired and drowning. Then the alarm clock goes off. In other variations, the first bell is a ship's bell, and/or the second bell is a hand-bell rung by a friend on shore at a pre-arranged time. 1.19b. Variant answer to 1.19a: The man falls off a belltower, pulling the bell-cord (perhaps he was climbing a steeple while hanging onto the rope), and dies. The second bell is one rung at his funeral. Could also be a variant on 1.19 (as suggested by Mike Neergaard): the bell-cord breaks when he falls (and there's no second bell involved). 1.19c. Variant answer to 1.19a: The man is a boxer. The first bell signals the start of a round; the second is either the end of the round or a funeral bell after he dies during the match. Could also be a variant on 1.19 (as suggested by Mike Neergaard): a boxing match in which the top rope breaks, tumbling a boxer to the floor (and he dies of a concussion). 1.19d. Variant: The wind stopped blowing and the man died. Answer: The sole survivor of a shipwreck reached a desert isle. Unfortunately, he was blind. Luckily, there was a freshwater spring on the island, and he rigged the ship's bell (which had drifted to the island also) at the spring's location. The bell rang in the wind, directing him to water. When he was becalmed for a week, he could not find water again, and so he died of thirst. (from Peter R. Olpe) 1.19e. Variant: The music stopped and the man died. Answer: Same as 1.19a, but the blind swimmer kept a portable transistor radio on the beach instead of a bell. When the batteries gave out, he got lost and drowned. (from Joe Kincaid) (See also #1.15a and #1.16.) 1.20. The woman is the assistant to a (circus or sideshow) knife thrower. The new shoes have higher heels than she normally wears, so that the thrower misjudges his aim and one of his knives kills her during the show. 1.21. Several men were shipwrecked together. They agreed to survive by eating each other a piece at a time. Each of them in turn gave up an arm, but before they got to the last man, they were rescued. They all demanded that the last man live up to his end of the deal. Instead, he killed a bum and sent the bum's arm to the others in a box to "prove" that he had fulfilled the bargain. Later, one of them sees him on the subway, holding onto an overhead ring with the arm he supposedly cut off; the other realizes that the last man cheated, and kills him. 1.21a. Variant wording: A man sends a package to someone in Europe and gets a note back saying "Thank you. I received it." Answer: This is just a simpler version; the shipwreck situation is the same, and the man actually did send his own arm. 1.21b. Variant wording: Two men throw a box off of a cliff. Answer: Exactly the same situation as in 1.21a (one slight variation has a hand in the box instead of a whole arm), with the two men being two of the fellow passengers who had already lost their arms. 1.21c. Variant wording: A man in a Sherlock Holmes-style cape walks into a room, places a box on the table and leaves. Answer: In this one he's wearing the cape either to disguise the fact that he hasn't really cut off his arm/hand as required, or else simply in order to hide his now-missing limb. (from Joe Kincaid) 1.22. Both women are white; the one whose house this takes place in is single. A black friend of the other woman, the one who goes into the bathroom, was recently killed, reportedly by the KKK. The woman who goes into the bathroom discovers a bloodstained KKK robe in the other's laundry hamper, picks up a nail file from the medicine cabinet (or some other impromptu weapon), and goes out and kills the other. 1.22a. Variant: A man goes to hang his coat and realises he will die that day. Answer: The man (who is black) has car trouble and is in need of a telephone. He asks at the nearest house and on being invited in goes to hang his coat, whereupon he notices the white robes of the Ku Klux Klan in the closet. (from Bernd Wechner) 1.23. He is in a hotel, and is unable to sleep because the man in the adjacent room is snoring. He calls the room next door (from his own room number he can easily figure out his neighbor's, and from the room number, the telephone number). The snorer wakes up, answers the phone. The first man hangs up without saying anything and goes to sleep before the snorer gets back to sleep and starts snoring again. 1.23a. Slightly variant answer: It's a next-door neighbor in an apartment building who's snoring, rather than in a hotel. The caller thus knows his neighbor and the phone number. 1.24. It's the man's fiftieth birthday, and in celebration of this he plans to kill his wife, then take the money he's embezzled and move on to a new life in another state. His wife takes him out to dinner; afterward, on their front step, he kills her. He opens the door, dragging her body in with him, and all the lights suddenly turn on and a group of his friends shout "Surprise!" He kills himself. (Note that the whole first part, including the motive, isn't really necessary; it was just part of the original story.) 1.25. Abel is a prince of the island nation that he landed on. A cruel and warlike prince, he waged many land and naval battles along with his father the king. In one naval encounter, their ship sank, the king died, and the prince swam to a deserted island where he spent several months building a raft or small boat. In the meantime, a regent was appointed to the island nation, and he brought peace and prosperity. When Prince Abel returned to his kingdom, Cain (a native fisherman) realized that the peace of the land would only be maintained if Abel did not reascend to his throne, and killed the prince (with a piece of driftwood or some other impromptu weapon). 1.26. The drinks contain poisoned ice cubes; one man drinks slowly, giving them time to melt, while the other drinks quickly and thus doesn't get much of the poison. The fact that they drink at different speeds could be added to the statement, possibly along with red herrings such as saying that one of the men is big and burly and the other short and thin. 1.27. Joe is a kid who goes trick-or-treating for Halloween. 1.28. He's a smuggler. On the first cruise, someone brings the contraband to his cabin, and he hides it in an air conditioning duct. Returning to the U.S., he leaves without the contraband, and so passes through customs with no trouble. On the second trip, he has the same cabin on the same ship. Because it doesn't stop anywhere, he doesn't have to go through customs when he returns, so he gets the contraband off safely. 1.29. Hans and Fritz do everything right up until they're filling out a personal-information form and have to write down their birthdays. Fritz' birthday is, say, July 7, so he writes down 7/7/15. Hans, however, was born on, say, June 20, so he writes down 20/6/18 instead of what an American would write, 6/20/18. Note that this is only a problem because they *claim* to be returning Americans; as has been pointed out to me, there are lots of other nations which use the same date ordering. 1.30. Another WWII story. Greg is a German spy. His "friend" Tim is suspicious, so he plays a word-association game with him. When Tim says "The land of the free," Greg responds with "The home of the brave." Then Tim says "The terror of flight," and Greg says "The gloom of the grave." Any U.S. citizen knows the first verse of the national anthem, but only a spy would have memorized the third verse. (Why Tim knew the third verse is left as an exercise to the reader.) 1.31. The dead man was the driver in a hit-and-run acccident which paralyzed its victim. The victim did manage to get the license plate number of the car; now in a wheelchair, he eventually tracked down the driver and shot and killed him. 1.32. His home is a houseboat and he has run out of water while on an extended cruise. 1.32a. Variant wording: A man dies of thirst in his own home. This version goes more quickly because it gives more information; but it may be less likely to annoy people who think the original statement is too vague. 1.33. I'm told this is a true story. Windows in Paris at that time were apparently imperfectly flat; they could act as lenses. One particularly hot day, the sun shining in through such a window caused a woman's lingerie (which she was wearing at the time, awaiting her husband's return) to catch fire, and eventually the entire house caught and burned. 1.34. He's leaving a hospital after visiting his wife, who's on heavy life-support. When the power goes out, he knows she can't live without the life-support systems (he assumes that if the emergency backup generator were working, the elevator wouldn't lose power; this aspect isn't entirely satisfactory, so in a variant, the scene is at home rather than in a hospital). 1.35. A large man comes home to the penthouse apartment he shares with his beautiful young wife, taking the elevator up from the ground floor. He sees signs of lovemaking in the bedroom, and assumes that his wife is having an affair; her beau has presumably escaped down the stairs. The husband looks out the French windows and sees a good-looking man just leaving the main entrance of the building. The husband pushes the refrigerator out through the window onto the young man below. The husband dies of a heart attack from overexertion; the young man below dies from having a refrigerator fall on him; and the wife's boyfriend, who was hiding inside the refrigerator, also dies from the fall. 1.36. Let's say "she" is named Suzy, and "they" are named Harry and Jane. Harry is an elderly archaeologist who has found a very old skeleton, which he's dubbed "Jane" (a la "Lucy"). Suzy is a buyer for a museum; she's supposed to make some sort of purchase from Harry, so she invites him to have a business dinner with her (at a restaurant). When she calls to invite him, he keeps talking about "Jane," so Suzy assumes that Jane is his wife and says to bring her along. Harry, offended, calls Suzy's boss and complains; since Suzy should've known who Jane was, she gets fired. 1.37. The man is delivering a pardon, and the flicker of the lights indicates that the person to be pardoned has just been electrocuted. 1.38. The murderer sets the car on a slope above the hot dog stand where the victim works. He then wedges an ice block in the car to keep the brake pedal down, and puts the car in neutral, after which he flies to another city to avoid suspicion. It's a warm day; when the ice melts, the car rolls down the hill and strikes the hot dog man at his roadside stand, killing him. 1.39. There's a car wash on that corner. On rainy days, the rain reduces traction. On sunny days, water from the car wash has the same effect. If rain is threatening, though, the car wash gets little business and thus doesn't make the road wet, so I can take the corner faster. 1.40. The object she throws is a boomerang. It flies out, loops around, and comes back and hits her in the head, killing her. Boomerangs do not often return so close to the point from which they were thrown, but I believe it's possible for this to happen. 1.40a. Silly variant answer: She's in a submarine or spacecraft and throws a heavy object at the window, which breaks. 1.41. He is a passenger in an airplane and sees the bird get sucked into an engine at 20,000 feet. 1.42. They're the remains of a melted snowman. 1.43. One of the brothers (A) confesses to the murder. At his trial, his brother (B) is called as the only defense witness; B immediately confesses, in graphic detail, to having committed the crime. The defense lawyer refuses to have the trial stopped, and A is acquitted under the "reasonable doubt" clause. Immediately afterward, B goes on trial for the murder; A is called as the only defense witness and HE confesses. B is declared innocent; and though everyone knows that ONE of them did it, how can they tell who? Further, neither can be convicted of perjury until it's decided which of them did it... I don't know if that would actually work under our legal system, but someone else who heard the story said that his father was on the jury for a VERY similar case in New York some years ago. Mark Brader points out that the brothers might be convicted of conspiracy to commit perjury or to obstruct justice, or something of that kind. 1.44. He is a mail courier who delivers packages to the different foreign embassies in the United States. The land of an embassy belongs to the country of the embassy, not to the United States. 1.45. A man was shot during a robbery in his store one night. He staggered into the back room, where the telephone was, and called home, dialing by feel since he hadn't turned on the light. Once the call went through he gasped, "I'm at the store. I've been shot. Help!" or words to that effect. He set the phone down to await help, but none came; he'd treated the telephone pushbuttons like cash register numbers, when the arrangements of the numbers are upside down reflections of each other. The stranger he'd dialed had no way to know where "the store" was. 1.46. The dead man was playing Santa Claus, for whatever reason; he slipped while coming down the chimney and broke his neck. 1.46a. Variant answer: The dead man WAS Santa Claus. This moves the puzzle to section 2. 1.47. The man was struck by an object thrown from the roof of the Empire State Building. Originally I had the object being a penny, but several people suggested that a penny probably wouldn't be enough to penetrate someone's skull. Something aerodynamic and heavier, like a dart, was suggested, but I don't know how much mass would be required. 1.47a. Variant: A man is found dead outside a large marble building with three holes in him. Answer: The man was a paleontologist working with the Archaeological Research Institute. He was reviving a triceratops frozen in the ice age when it came to life and killed him. This couldn't possibly happen because triceratops didn't exist during the ice age. (from Peter R. Olpe) 1.48. The man died from eating a poisoned popsicle. 1.49. The man was a sword swallower in a carnival side-show. While he was practicing, someone tickled his throat with the feather, causing him to gag. 1.50. A mosquito bit me, and I swatted it when it later landed on my ceiling (so the blood is my own as well as the mosquito's). 1.51. The man is a lighthouse keeper. He turns off the light in the lighthouse and during the night a ship crashes on the rocks. Seeing this the next morning, the man realizes what he's done and commits suicide. 1.51a. Variant, similar to #1.15: The light goes out and a man dies. Answer: The lighthouse keeper uses his job as an alibi while he's elsewhere committing a crime, but the light goes out and a ship crashes, thereby disproving the alibi. The lighthouse keeper kills himself when he realizes his alibi is no good. (From Eric Wang) 1.51b. Variant answer to 1.51a: Someone else's alibi is disproven. (A man commits a heinous crime, claiming as his alibi that he was onboard a certain ship. When he learns that it was wrecked without reaching port safely, he realizes that his alibi is disproven and commits suicide to avoid being sent to prison.) (From Eric Wang) 1.52. They were skydiving. He broke his arm as he jumped from the plane by hitting it on the plane door; he couldn't reach his ripcord with his other arm. She pulled the ripcord for him. 1.52a. Sketch of variant answer: The ring was attached to the pin of a grenade that he was holding. Develop a situation from there. 1.53. The man is a travel agent. He had sold someone two tickets for an ocean voyage, one round-trip and one one-way. The last name of the man who bought the tickets is the same as the last name of the woman who "fell" overboard and drowned on the same voyage, which is the subject of the article he's reading. Section 2: Double meanings, fictional settings, and miscellaneous others. 2.1. The man is a heroin addict, and has contracted AIDS by using an infected needle. In despair, he shoots himself up with an overdose, thereby committing suicide. 2.2. The man walks into a casino and goes to the craps table. He bets all the money he owns, and shoots craps. Since he is now broke, he becomes despondent and commits suicide. 2.3. Kids getting their pictures taken with Santa. I see #2.1, #2.2, and #2.3 as different enough from each other to merit separate numbers, although they all rely on the same basic gimmick of alternate meanings of the word "shoot." 2.4. It's the cabin of an airplane that crashed there because of the snowstorm. 2.4a. Variant wording: A cabin, on the side of a mountain, locked from the inside, is opened, and 30 people are found dead inside. They had plenty of food and water. (from Ron Carter) 2.5. He's a priest; he is marrying them to other people, not to himself. 2.6. The "island" is a traffic island. 2.7. A baseball game is going on. The base-runner sees the catcher waiting at home plate with the ball, and so decides to stay at third base to avoid being tagged out. 2.7a. Variant: Two men are in a field. One is wearing a mask. The other man is running towards him to avoid him. Answer: the same, but the catcher isn't right at home plate; the runner is trying to get home before the catcher can. (from Hal Lowery, by way of Chris Riley) This phrasing would allow the puzzle to migrate to section 1, but I don't like it as much. 2.8. The man is an astronaut out on a space walk. 2.9. The man was an amateur mechanic, the book is a Volkswagen service manual, the beetle is a car, and the pile of bricks is what the car fell off of. 2.10. The Eagle landed in the Sea of Tranquility and will likely remain there for the foreseeable future. 2.11. It's a wolf pack; they've killed and eaten (most of) the man. 2.12. The dead man is Superman; the rock is Green Kryptonite. Invent a reasonable scenario from there. 2.13. This is a post-holocaust scenario of some kind; for whatever reason, the man believes himself to be the last human on earth. He doesn't want to live by himself, so he jumps, just before the telephone rings... (of course, it could be a computer calling, but he has no way of knowing). 2.14. The one who looks around sees his own reflection in the window (it's dark outside), but not his companion's. Thus, he realizes the other is a vampire, and that he's going to be killed by him. 2.15. The "bicycles" are Bicycle playing cards; the man was cheating at cards, and when the extra card was found, he was killed by the other players. 2.15a. Variant: There are 53 bees instead of 53 bicycles. Answer: The same (Bee is another brand of playing cards). 2.15b. Variant: There are 51 instead of 53. Answer: Someone saw the guy conceal a card, and proved the deck was defective by turning it up and pointing out the missing ace. Or, the game was bridge, and the others noticed the cheating when the deal didn't come out even. The man had palmed an ace during the shuffle and meant to put it in his own hand during the deal, but muffed it. (both answers from Mark Brader) 2.16. A chess game; knight takes pawn. 2.16a. Variant: It's the year 860 A.D., at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in the castle's chapel. The queen attacks the king. The two priests rise, shake hands, and leave the room. Answer: The two priests are playing chess; one of them just mated by moving his queen. (from Ellen M. Sentovich) 2.16b. Variant: A black leader dies in Africa. Answer: The black leader is a chess king, and the game was played in Africa. (from Erick Brethenoux) 2.17. It's a model train set. 2.17a. Variant: The Orient Express is derailed and a kitten plays nearby. Answer: The Orient Express is a model train which has been left running unattended. The kitten has playfully derailed it. (from Bernd Wechner) 2.18. It's a game of Monopoly. 2.19. The sun is shining; there's no rain. 2.20. It's daytime; the sun is out. 2.21. Alice is a goldfish; Ted is a cat. 2.22. Friday is a horse. 2.22a. Variant with the same basic gimmick: A woman comes home, sees Spaghetti on the wall and kills her husband. Answer: Spaghetti was the name of her pet dog. Her husband had it stuffed and mounted after it made a mess on his rug. (Simon Travaglia original) 2.23. Bruce is a horse. 2.24. Should be done orally; the envelope is an evelope of dye, and she's dying some cloth, but it sounds like "opens an envelope and dies" if said out loud. 2.25. The native chief asked him, "What is the third baseman's name in the Abbot and Costello routine 'Who's on First'?" The man, who had no idea, said "I don't know," the correct answer. However, he was a major smartass, so if he had known the answer he would have pointed out that What was the SECOND baseman's name. The chief, being quite humorless, would have executed him on the spot. This is fairly silly, but I like it too much to remove it from the list. 2.26. The men have gone spelunking and have taken an Igloo cooler with them so they can have a picnic down in the caves. They cleverly used dry ice to keep their beer cold, not realizing that as the dry ice sublimed (went from solid state to vapor state) it would push the lighter oxygen out of the cave and they would suffocate.