From zb@doc.ic.ac.uk Wed Sep 8 10:57:26 1993 From: Zacharias Bobolakis Date: Wed, 8 Sep 93 10:55:29 BST To: dbh@doc.ic.ac.uk WORKPLACE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMAN - A CHEMICAL HAZARD ELEMENT: WOMAN SYMBOL: WO2 DISCOVERED: Adam. Datum Undetermined ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb OCCURRRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES; 1. Suraces usually covered with painted film 2. Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones 2. Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason 4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turn pink when discovered in the natural state 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangeerous except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although desireable